Hello there.  As you know, this site has been somewhat dormant for quiet some time.  So while you were gone here is what you missed.

Ian Turner: Considered changing name to Ronald P. DeLangilo but ultimately decided not to.

Candass Sheriff: Was challenged by a Norwegian helicopter pilot to a swim around the world.  Hasnt been scene since.

tim Bruton: Paranoid by the heated war talk from the United States, he purchased a life time supply of Pepsi and Poprocks and locked himself inside a near by bomb shelter.  When asked when he was planning on coming out, Mr. Bruton had no comment. 

Well as you probably know by now, we have absolutely nothing to talk about.  So we are going to do what every other news medium does when there are no stories.   Make one up and hope it happens.

2003 PINCH POINT REUNION SHOW!

Thats right, coming to a town near you; Pinch Point has gotten back together for 1 last show!  Buy your tickets now because there wont be much left.  The following are some reasons why this will be the best damn reunion show ever!

1) Tony has been working out lately and will sing entire show while doing the military press.

2) After Pinch Point was over, Adam got a job working at a knife factory and lost both his hands.  A new guitar player was brought in to play while Adam stands on stage and throws his arms in the air and waves his stumps like he just dont care.

3) Behind Kyles wall of drums is a wall of ladies doing who knows what! Kyle is my hero!     

4) Alex plays entire show while sitting in a lawn chair and drinking out of one of those beer helmets. 

5) After much debate with a southern US band of the same name, our Pinch Point will bring them out on stage for the last song.  Then Adam plans to go stumpy on their asses while the newly pumped Tony and the satisfied Kyle crack some skulls as well.  While this is going on, Alex chokes the bass player with the chord from his X Box, that he just happens to be playing on stage.

Can you say Reunion Show of the Century!?! Wow!

stanx