Hey everyone! Hope you had a great week.  The stanx56 family welcomed a new couple recently.  Gordo and Vanessa finally hooked up after weeks of anticipation.  Congrats guys from everyone in the family!  Just remember which one is your girlfriend Gordo when you are reaching for that intimate embrace.  Have fun christening that pool table.

Now that it seems more and more people have caught the spring fever and are getting together it is important not to forget an old friend who will always be there.  Remember those inquisitive years where you were just discovering all that life has to offer?  What one thing got you through those lonely nights, those boring PA days, and relieved your pain and suffering after a school dance?  Thats right your old friend Jack Mehoff.  Whether you swung right or left Jack was there to fill that lady less void in all our lives.  We all have a different story about where and when we first started to dabble into the forbidden arts.  But all stories end up with a satisfied customer.  Maybe you took the sexual education videos to heart, or maybe you were washing yourself a little too well and stumbled onto something new.  Either way I know you all have a smile on your faces as you think about your first time.  After awhile you might have started to get a little bored with the regular routine.   Some fellas tried a reverse grip while others may have ventured so far as to try the stink finger!  Either way its a dark mistress we cant seem to forget.  To end this weeks column I would like to finish with a tribute to a wonderful luxury;

When I was alone

Sitting at home

With not a thing to do.

I did not sigh

I did not cry

I simply turned to you.

When the nights got cold

I got bold

And shut my bedroom door.

I would tug on you a bit

Then let you sit

Then tug a little more.

Although the ladies deny your skill

And try and say your not a thrill

You will not fret.

You do not fear

You see clear

To the fact they love to swab their deck.

Thank you.

This week there is something new on stanx56.com. Here is a change for you to vote on the funniest music video;

Is it

A) Blink 182 Josie

B) Foo Fighters Learn to Fly

C) Green Day Walking Contradiction

Let us know on the comment page.

See ya later;

stanx56