Hello again to all stanx56 enthusiasts.  School is so close to being over and stanx56.com cant wait.  Darren is getting ready to leave on one of many baseball trips, teachers are covering less than any of Tori Bakers shirts, and my marks are dropping faster than Johns pants in English class.  As the year winds down many of you are looking for summer employment.  Some of you will keep the one that you have had from previous years others who have never had a job and are being forced to get one might be a little worried.  But never fear we are here to help.  The following are a series of tips to get you through.

Resumes:

1. Fancy envelopes are a professional touch just make sure you dont skimp out and buy cheep ones.  I think we all learned a valuable lesson from Mr. George Castanza.   

2. Putting your email address on a resume can give it a modern touch.  But think twice about it if your address is anything like the following; sexybitch69@hotmail.com, Johnny_big_cock@aol.com, or gayporn4ever@gaymen.com.  

3. When you walk into a place with intentions of handing in a resume never ask if they are hiring.  Then when they say no you look like an idiot carrying the resume back out.

Interviews:

1. We all have our favourite bands but its not so great to where their T-shirts to a job interview.  Even if your newest Slipknot shirt looks awesome with a brown tie and Dockers I still dont think you should wear it.

2. If you are the kind of person you likes to make the occasional sexist or politically incorrect joke it probably is not a good idea to test out new material in an interview.  Unless youre being interviewed for the KKK and if thats the case you got more problems then just a bad sense of humor.

First Day of Work:

Well you made it through steps 1 and 2 and you got the job.  Heres what you do not do.              

1. When meeting co-workers it is a really important to make a good first impression and introducing yourself with some dumb nickname your friends gave you is a bad bad bad idea.  For instance; hey Im Brian but you guys can just call me Sweaty Sack.  Yah all my friends do.  BAD IDEA!

2.  Remember not to tell pointless stories.  There stupid and they make you look stupid. Avoid starting sentences with; oh! one time. my friend did this. and we laughed so much! It was soooo funny! Then the other workers make fun of you and call you that band camp girl from American Pie. 

I hope these help and if they dont well at least get some exercise this summer cause you dont want to end up like discussing me.  Look for some upcoming pictures to prove my point.

See ya later

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