Hi there!

Yep thats right, were still here.  Contrary to popular belief; ian did not join the professional ping pong circuit candice did not become pregnant with sean neatleys love child and tim may or may not have undergone a sex change.  Your buddies in stanx56 simply got too lazy to continue the site.  But were back baby!

First things first.  On Friday July 19, 2002 the fellas in Pinch Point had their first gig.  They rocked out the Dungeon in front of a select group of friends fans and freeked out Goths.  Alex tells me that they are gonna have some up coming shows including a stop in Toronto.  We will keep you posted on dates.  Be sure to check out their site.

We hope that your summer has been going well.  Ours definitely has!  We had browns going away party on Friday and it rocked!  Mike did not disappoint and was the life of the party as always.  I know that you dont come to this site for the good looking people or the music.  You obviously come for the weekly tips!  For our return we come back huge!  This week is how to survive a Swedish Sex Encounter!

1. If she asks about anything that you are doing and says its weird just insist that its the way you do it back home.

2. Convince her that the average male genital size is 3 inches in Canada.  This way you look like a hulk.  Unless your dick looks like a side ways thumb!

3. If she seems like the giving type, then by all means sit back and enjoy.  Things like this dont happen every day.  Unless you are Chris Sheridan.

4. If it is your last night in Sweden and this girl turns out not to be the love of your life stanx56 suggests pulling out and blowing it her face.

Peace out hommies

stanx56