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from = pioneer_52@hotmail.com
Name = Stoopid Tony
Comments = These guys are nice guys....i sure don't wanna raise some kind of heated argument where everyone just ends up peeing thier pants....i think we
should form a union...and play a show together...cause it would make us look a lot better (had to get one in there)...and give u guys some publicity and perhaps even broaden your fanbase....my backyard, tents...booze...fun...be
there.
from = kyle_184@hotmail.com
Name = Kyle Meringer
Comments = Tim and Ian are fucking losers... Obviosuly your pick up tips won't work... You 2 are fucking ugly and gay. We don't even want you coming to our show anyways... We just wanted your money, cuz your all bitches. Candice is fucking cool though!!! She should really consider joining Pinch Point or something... Anywho, Fuck you guys no one cares about your fuck ass band anyway, and If you have any problems at all, My address is 981 Roundelay Dr. Come give me a visit bitches....
 
from = rock_show_josie@hotmail.com
Name = Morgan
Comments = hey guys, nice site! you guys rock, especially Ian, lol (he made me say that... I mean...) he's really good at bass...n stuff! well anyways, its been fun, ttyl!
 
from = i_it2000@hotmail.com
Name = Im gunna say what everyones thinking
Comments = WEEEE LOVE YOU IAN ha haha just kidding its ian... nobody really leaves comments c'mon lets see em    !!!!!
 
Name = Darren "the lost but not forgotten member of stanx56" Sawyers
Comments = In recent weeks i have been checking this megre site and have noticed that in fact you have not been receiving or possibly just not posting comments, at this time i would like to add some comments and or advice to perhaps spice up our little site. 1: Before letting ian write another column on the site we need to get him a decent spell checker, 2: You guys shouldnt argue with any of your fellow bands, as it stands right now you guys are gonna need all the support you can get, anything would be nice to counter my constant ragging 3: you guys suck, and will suck for a good time to come, 4: some advice to anyone close to the band, when tim says "hey common, (enter name) join our band it will be fun, we'll even LET you play drums," dont bite folks, this is one of tim brutons many devious little ploys to get what he wants cause lets face it, no one wants to play drums, its the most expensive intrustment, the least mobile, and no matter who you are everyone else want! 4a: when tims constant nagging includes "sure its a good buy, i'll even let you keep them at my house" or perhaps "what do you mean you wont have time to play them" again dont bite, this is another part of his devious ploy, only this tim to enable him to play the drums 24-7 at a low low price, thats all for now, i just thought id warn ya what the guys in stanx56 are like, and oh ya candice, watch out for her, no ones too sure what shes up to. Youve now been informed, Later. Darren Sawyers 
 
 
from = snow_chick6969
Name = Nicole Scott
Comments = im a retard why did i say all that stuff... you guys suck! byebye!
Name = charles canovas
Comments = ian turner ...ur making us proud at the OGC boy  keep up the good
work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
from = kread8@hotmail.com
Name = Kendra a.k.a kenny
Comments = The site is awesome boys....but not as awesome as yer music of course! When can I be your singer? LOL Remember tim I know the words to every song.......as you would say: )I'll be waiting by the phone for yer call....sound good? And Ian...never ever walk away from my ride offers in the middle of a
thunderstorm! Anyways boys keep rockin' and the day you have a huge opening night I'll for sure be there....dancing like Creeper of course ; )
 
from = snow_chick6969@hotmail.com
Name = Nicole Scott
Comments = hey u guys sound pretty good! would love to see ya play sumtime, im from whitby and just heard of u guys, im into the local stuff like Protest the hero and one down , u guys will surely soon be added to my favioustes! hey.. one more thing, whos the boy in the fans section named dave!? hes pretty good lookin gotta jet ttyl love yas! chow;)
 
 
To: Stanx56
From: Tim's Mom
Comment: tim could you come home for dinner? i called mike and darren and they don't know where you are. i'm worried, please call me at home. Love Mom XOXO
 
To: the guys
From: Andrew Ma$on
Comment: You guys rock! Tim and Ian really know how to party!
 
To:Stanx56
From: Alishia
Comment: YEAH STANX56
 
To: Tim and Ian!
From: Katie Mack
Comment: You're good, but the A.C. Slaters are far more superior
 
from = im2hip4u@hotmail.com
Name = Mmmmel
Comments = Oh my God im your biggest fan!!! I am obseesed with Ian!! I don't know wht he can't pick up chicks!!1 He's a stud muffin!!!As for tim don't get me started!!1 He's my absolute favourite red head!! Im obseesed with Stanx56!!! lol luv you guys
 
from = bleepinduck@hotmail
Name = nikwhole
Comments = hey who is that blond haired kid, cuz i'd sure like a piece!!!


    from =
munkee69@hotmail.com
    Name = brighetto
    Comments = i'm very disappointed in you two.  i'm clearly your biggest and most devoted fan, yet there's no mention of me on your fan page...  well, i guess you can't win em all.  oh, and i'm sure you two  don't have any trouble picking up girls now that you have the band, they'll be lined up just to catch a glimpse.  if you're lucky you might even attract some hot port perry girls (maybe even stephanie ogar).
 
from = ^^
    Name = Schuldtz
    Comments = I enjoy being a tamboreen manager for stanx. it must be the easiest job in the world... * seein as u don't even own a  tamboreen, and all.
NICE SPOOTING SITE BOYZ!
 
from = gerberbaby@hotmail.com
    Name = Gerber Freakin Baby
    Comments = good evening, it is I, the one and only Gerber baby.  I think that the Gerber baby knows how to spell the Gerber baby's own name thank you very much.  Because I am only 8 months old, I can't really understand anything written on this page, and I think that the music thta this group produces is very odd sounding.  This is probably because I don't even know if people's ears work when they are babies.  Someone help me out here.  Thanks alot.  This is an awesome commercial I think it is funny.  Tim's thumb is huge.  Tim is the spoon,
his Dad is the ladle, and his Grandpa is the snow shovel.  Good night.
 
Name = Allyson Young
    Comments = this is a great page guys!! Good luck in the future, and I will see ya around Tim!
 
Name = Evil Life Guard
Comments = Can't wait to hear some music from you two.  Tim is forcing me to write somthing here, the pressure is building and I don't know what to type.  I hate red hair, and tim.
 
Name = Adam "mufuka" Dekking
Comments = Well, i would just like to say that Ian, dont worry about if your band is good or not, cuz the bottom line is, you are a much better bassist than Alex.  Ha, and Timmy, you are a much better guitarist than I.  Just one piece of advice,: hair is meant to be grown; so always grow it.
 
from = kyle_184@hotmail.com
Name = Kyle Meringer ( Pinch Point Boy )
Comments = If it wasn't for Ian, his kind heart, and his lovely microwave, I don't know if I would have ever survived the past month... IAN YOUR MY HERO! Thanks for allowing me into your home. Also Mr. Tim Bruton, thanks for paying for your papers when i was the paperboy, your $5 a month allowed be to save up for my first mickey, and has started something wonderful!!!!!! WoW, Stanx 56 is the best punk band I have ever heard! If you guys were girls, I'd probably want
to go out with you!!! Keep on writing them song, we have to get a show together soon!!!
 
from = bruton85@hotmail.com
Name = timbo
Comments = hey! this is tim from stanx56! any way congrats big ian! i gtg catch some more flesh!

from =
kyle_184@hotmail.com
Name = Kyle Mergerburger
Comments = Im so addicted to Stanx 56, This site is my homepage. I feel I am the biggest fan! NO ONE LOVES STANX 56 MORE THAN I, Mr. Mergerburger. Today Ian, and Tim came over and jammed with Pinch Point, it was truely a wonderful day.. Thanks for the wonderful ideas, I think I wanna stock IAN... Muhahaha
from = kknutson_23@hotmail.com
Name = Karlie
Comments = Hey Guys,  Love the site and I'm a huge fan of your "amazing" band!  It would be twice as good if you let me join and be your singer and NO Ian I don't want to be the drummer, but I can play the Sax !  lol   I wanna be the singer cause they get all the recognition and then all the fans would be cheering KARLIE YOU ROCK!   Get back to me on that one okay guys?  I'll be waiting by the phone till you call . . . Oh ya Ian you're a total babe-o-rama! Here's a little advice to keep in mind when times get tough with your band and life throws you lemons, demand a corona to go with it! HA   
 
from = WestsiderXxxX@hotmail.com
Name = Brad "Frank White"Ackerman a.k.a. The BA
Comments = Word up Ian you are the man boyz since back in the day sk8in and shit . Tim you are also the man fun times in weight training class hope the band makes it big and you get all the girls lol anywayz im out and happy EASTER boyz
 
Name = The BA
Comments = P.S gimme a call for the best vocalist in town lol
   
from = banana_float19
Name = Emilee Reid
Comments = awwwwwww IAN you are toooooo CUTE!
 
from = s_park_85@hotmail.com
Name = Shawn Park
Comments = STANX 56 is the best band in the world even though I haven't heard a single song or heard anyone one of em sing. I'm sure they are very good.Oh By The WAy You know when the teacher doesnt pick me when I have my hand up? Its Cause they are racist. When at McDonalds they serve another person besides me. Its Cause they are racist. When people poke my belly and expect me to giggle and hold my stomach. That's Right! Its Racism. When Stanx56's website doesnt' have a single Korean on it named Shawn Park.. THat's Right!!! ITS RACISM(but Stanx 56 still rocks). Finlay, good design but STARWARS SUX!!!
 
 
from = millencolin_34@hotmail.com
Name = Darren "the forgotten member" Sawyers
Comments = Hey guys, i'd like to say that its all well and good you can strum your electrified twangers but your not goin anywhere without a beat, and you know the only one remotely close to doing that is me.  I was boycotting you assholes since you left me out of your site making, but ians constant nagging and the fact that these past few weeks have pretty much made sure that i can die with a smile on my face and a boner in my hand, things to be known, if you like boobs and sun, go to florida, if you like boobs and beer, go to montreal and if you just like boobs well go find Beth May, cause oh baby, oh baby.  That pretty much sums it up. Goodnight and Godbless
 
from = rock_show_josie@hotmail.com
Name = Morgan
Comments = IIAAANN!! TIMBO!! WoWy, nice work boyz. I think Im gunna have to hear you play sometime... Im sure you kick ass tho;) wink winky. Hey TIMBO, I hear little nikky has a band of his own with big Rob Brown and Marcus... wooooeyy!
 
 
from = hoe_busta@hotmail.com
Name = j0e m0mma
Comments = Stanx is gay!! tim is cool but ian lieks men! im starting my own band called Stinx56 and we are dedicated to making fun of Stanx56. alright im out. peace out flamers
 
Name: stanx
Comments: Stinx56 is terrible.  Also Wes enjoys placing plastic army men up his rectum and shitting them out. Love Erin Boumiester
 
 
from = brown_dawg@hotmail.com
Name = Manager of International Promotion
Comments = I love stanx56, especially when they have beer in their hands rather then guitars. Lets keep focused on whats really important  boys. Cheers from Brown
 
 
from = shorts_11@hotmail.com
Name = Erin Bouwmeester
Comments = Dear Stanx 56 there is nothing funny about puttin army men in your ass and shitting them out, some of us have have a real problem ok.  and also i dont see anything wrong with experimenting with fruit, i mean there must be more to it than just nutrition, why else would they all be in such pleasing shapes? Anyway i suddenly got a craving for fruit salad, bye guys, you still rock
 
 
from = fantasy_chick_you_love_me@hotmail.com
Name = vicky!
Comments = that ian man he sure is one sexy bitch!!... if only i could just .............uhhhhh
 
 
from = munkyheadchild@hotmail.com
Name = Matthew
Comments = Tim should grow his hair like angus young.  Then maybe then he will be able to play the guitar. Long Distance....
 
 
Name = Geoff Brown
Comments = Nice site boys!! Tim I can't wait to work with ya in the summer its gonna be fun.. Ian my main man also agree with kyle without your hosue and microwave it would of been hard this last month. Can't wait to hear you guys play, even though rap rules. Well keep workin hard..

from =
polo_4ever14@hotmail.com
Name = jen cory
Comments = good job boyz!!!ian you wanted me to say how cool you were so ian You rock!!! (oops) i should have kept that part quiet. haha,, Stanx 56 is handsome band, but i must say, PINCH POINT has one sexy drummer.. MY BABY kyle.. I love ya!
 
from = Banana_Ramma@hotmail.com
Name = Banana Love Child
Comments = Well i heard about this banana incident, and well lets just say, I'm hopin on the band wagon Baby.  Ya, Bananas!!!!!

from =
the_lyrical_gangsta@hotmail.com
Name = Pat Wilson
Comments = well, u guys need a drummer, and i just happen to be one. so if ian can beat me in freestylin, i'll join your fuckin band. No fuckin New Found Glory either, cuz they sure didn't find any glory (neither did anthony's last girlfriend)
 
From = millencolin_34@hotmail.com
Name = Darren "The member no one wanted" Sawyers
Comments = Walking contradiction all the way baby, that shit rocks, P.S Stanx you all blow for replacing me, if you recall a certain gob video you will see that there will be a price to pay for my replacement in the band, Watch yourselves!
 
From = munkyheadchild@hotmail.com
Name = Matt "spear"Dekking
Comments = Brown, you failed to discuss anything about one thing.....What if the girl has a boyfriend.  Is it ok then (if she allows you to) to nail her in
her intoxicated state,  also what the repercussions would be from such an action...  or is that a totally different column altogether?
 
Name = TONY MONTANA
Comments = In response to Pat "Big Guy" comment: I apologize for what jen found...or didn't find (in your pants) and this is not really my fault...maybe you get a sence of relief out of this kinda thing.  I gotta tell ya it's not gonna get you anywhere....but even still...I hope you do find that one true love...and you better hold on to her...or him..cause a guy like you can't hold on to those eye catching pecks for ever.