Heeeellllooooooo!
stanx56 found themselves a drummer! Well its more like shes just stickin around until we piss her off. But for now Candice is our drummer. Ian and I figured that there was no way people would come to see us with another ugly guy so we got the best looking punk rocker we could find. Dont worry her bio will be up soon.
Well its Monday and the long weekend is winding down. Its been a lot of fun kids! But with everything some mistakes are made. Dont worry its ok. This is how we learn. Stanx56 has put together a list to get through May 2-4 2003!
1. We all know Phil Baker. Hes clearly the best guy goin. This man can make or break your may 2-4. Its vital to consult him well in advance to ensure that your party does not dry up to quick.
2. Ladies are the reason we have May 2-4. They look great, especially after 2 or 3. When it comes to having that killer party quantity is sometimes better than quality. But dont forget a few hot girls are always better than few ugly ones. The general rule is 1 hot girl is the equivalent 4 to 6 ugly ones. Depending on the level of ugly.
3. Cards are fun. Stripping as you play can be fun too. But when the number of guys great out number the number of girls is turns out looking so gay that Mark Hall would laugh. Just think about it.
4. Guys, remember to pin it up. Other wise its just embarrassing.
5. This one really isnt a tip. More like an evil scheme. Next year I purpose we tell everyone some one is having a huge party! But really there not. Just dont tell them. Im not sure who but for now well say wade.
Ps. Read browns new thing. Well worth your time!
stanx56