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Everyone is caught up trying to be someone they arent nowadays.  It's rediculous to see people at school or on the sides of the streets just being completely stupid.  Honestly, this pisses me off to a great deal.  Trying to attempt at coolness, is lame in itself.  When you wear your Exco jeans, and your 05 sweaters, do you honestly think you're cool.  I mean it's rediculous the lengths that people go to look 'cool'.  Fucking go back to the good old days where sweat pants were the coolest, and talking about wrestling.  I mean who can forget hacksaw Jim Duggen, Jake the Snake or the Bush Wackers.  Those were the good ole days when what made you cool, was how hard you could kick a soccer ball, and how many swear words you knew.  This whole concept of wearing rediculous clothing, that is expensive and resembles something i could have shat myself, and packaged, is truly mind boggling, to say the least.  I honesly think there is something about that wigger style, that also affects your school grades.  Honestly, it's not cool to be stupid, it's really too bad if you're really that dumb, but I mean it's fucking stupid to not try at least half assed.  Low grades now in life, may seem like the cool thing to do, or the easy way out, but all you are going to amount to in life, is a postal worker, but if you've been smokin like a pack a day, you won't be in any condition to do that sort of physical activity consisting of walking a couple blocks with some mail in your pouch.  If you can't be a postal worker, you'll be that guy at the bowling alley with no real job, but to have people come in, look at you, and laugh.  I mean for christs sake get off your ass...wear some sweat pants, and talk about the good ole wrestlers.  It'll put a smile on your face, and you'll fit in with everyone, because we've all done it.

By the way, people that had the ghostbuster back zapping delio, are already cool, and need not pay attention to this column.

Laytes
Gordo

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