Hey guys, this week I got lots of stuff to discuss.  First of all I hope that you are all well and that your summers are all going great!  Secondly a big hello to our man brown who is now the man in more than one country.  Way to go brother!

Ok down to business.

Pinch Point vs. stanx:  these guys played a show on Sunday that I wish I could have gone to.  Ian went and had a blast.  As for this stupid argument; it was gay and I apologize for everyone involved.

Two new pages:  feel angry????? Ever want to lash out at everyone you know????? Find yourself talking sarcastically to everyone????? Then sarcasm by sawyers is right for you.  Coming soon!  Also coming to stanx56.com brings you a series of bad haircuts.  Guitarist tim Bruton has had them all!

A challenge for all those who think their man or women enough:  Ever see that Seinfield master of your domain episode??? Well we are having our own contest.  Either enter the master of your domain or the king of the castle contest.  Master of your domain consists of with holding the self pleasing temptation for the longest amount of time.  King of the castle is getting action the most weekends in a row.  Both come with a prize for the winner!  Email me or ian to enter! Come on all you chicks, you know you do it too!

Our trip to the beach: Kenny, Nicole, Ian, Darren, Gordo, Dave, and my stinky self all went to the beach on Saturday.  It was a lot of fun and we cant wait to go back.  Look for some up coming pics of our day of fun.

This weeks tips (The Untold Rules of the Beach):

1. An all over tan is nice but sun bathing nude at a public beach is never a good idea.  One of these three things may happen; A. You could find sand in more places than your shoes B. If you fall asleep you might be awakened by a mistaken crab locked on to your nuts C. The beach is full of hotties and no one wants to see your Johnson standing tall!

2. Good idea; taking pictures of people you know
    Bad idea; taking pictures of complete strangers as they enjoy their day.

3. Covering someone in sand is always fun.  Just make sure you know them before you start.

4. By no means should you every associate yourself with gypsies!  Stupid nomads!

Well I got to go,

later amigos